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Ulfsark the Terrorble

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Thought I'd go ahead and take a shot at :iconqyzex: 's contest while the idea was hot in my head yesterday.

Ulfsark the Terrorble is a vicious Raider of the North -- or, if you're going to argue about it, a Raider of Whatever Direction He Just Can From. This nasty barbarian and his crew of vikings have been lost for almost six months now, ever since they thought it would be funny to drag their navigator behind the ship, covered in jelly (apparently, sharks love jelly). This has done little to deter the rowdy band from going shanghai on any other ship they come across, stealing food, treasure, and the occasional wench from innocent merchant ships and port towns.

Not many can stand toe to toe with one of Ulfsark's rabid crew, battle-tested as they are, and Ulfsark is the scariest one of the whole bunch. He charges into combat, laughing and swinging his giant axe around like a lumberjack in Alberta. Sometimes he even uses his great strength to hack buildings and vessels apart -- just to keep those stuffy southerners on their toes. If hard pressed, Ulfsark pulls his narcoleptic bear, Harvey, off his back and tosses the behemoth at something he wants destroyed; nobody wants to get caught under a bear with a bad case of the Mondays.

The most crippling weakness of Ulfsark and his marauders is their tactical know-how. Between near-complete naiveté about the southlands and their brash, impulsive nature, these vikings might just the most gullible, rock-stupid pirates in the sea. But according to Ulfsark, they're well vindicated -- "Hesitation is for ninnies!"

Bonus Fact: Harvey has a problem with dream suckling. Beneath that bear, Ulfsark has one hell of a cow lick going on.
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